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| Friday, September 29th, 2006 | | 4:56 pm |
| | Thursday, August 24th, 2006 | | 12:09 pm |
 I have paintings for sale, to be posted on www.fartparty.org soon | | Monday, May 8th, 2006 | | 8:51 am |
| | Monday, April 10th, 2006 | | 12:55 pm |
| | Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 | | 12:12 pm |
| | Sunday, March 26th, 2006 | | 8:43 am |
due to the increased amount of inquired and critiques about Fart Party Comix, I have decided to turn my live journal into a Q & A so I can answer questions and respond to criticisms in a mature and timely manner. It’ll be like “dear Abby” but with shitty advice & a lot more cursing. I will sign my letters from "Penelope Boner" which is my no longer top secret name. The entries I will take from blogs and forums, so they won't be in letter form. However, if you have a question or a letter for the Fart Party, email me at JuliaWertz@hotmail.com or leave a comment. And now, the first entry! (From a blogger:) I found this cool online comic called Fart Party. It is about a girl, who drinks, has a boyfriend, loves "delicious cookies" and swears. Basically she is awesome. At least, she seems awesome based off her website. Another female artist she mentions in her site is, Liz Prince. She wrote a book called "Would You Still Love Me If I Wet The Bed?" She also seems awesome. I wish I knew another word besides awesome. Dearest Blogger, Holy shit, YOU are awesome. And you could start saying "rad" instead, if you felt so inclined. But awesome is good too, I'm all for keeping 90's slang alive, specifically these phrases: let's bounce, eat my shorts, icing my grill, harshing my mellow and let's bone out. And verbs like lunchin', crunk, and murkin'. balls to the wall, Penelope Boner Dear Fart Party, [your comics are] average, as comics go. Average writing Slightly below average Art Below average site design FAR below average maturity Average punchlines I don't think drugs, immature toilet humor, and boring typical cookie-cutter characters interest me, but I'm sure a lot of other people will find it to be right up their alley. It's a winning formula, yet I've never figured out why. Oh well, send me a post card when you're famous. I'll be the one who never makes it because he tried too hard. -Sailor Bob Dear Faggot Bob, when I'm famous, I'm gonna wrap up a turd and send it to you. -Penelope B. | | Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 | | 2:58 pm |
APE
APE is coming soon! mark yer calenders, fuckers! It's April 8th & 9th at the Concourse in San Francisco. Come bring me cookies & buy my comics. And I'm still taking comics about bikes for the bike mini so contact me at JuliaWertz@hotmail.com PS I have a giant rat in the walls of my apartment, I'm pretty sure it's a mini dinosaur or something, if you want a new pet, come git it. And why is the background of my journal fucking purple? I hate the color purple! and the book.  Current Mood: bossy bootsCurrent Music: earthy tunes | | Friday, March 10th, 2006 | | 10:39 am |
| | Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 | | 9:15 pm |
whoo hooo I made it
after a rocky start & three french men, I am back on live journal to bore you with my ridiculous thoughts, musings, ideas, ramblings, toots, etc...and with that, I leave you with these words of wisdom from one Mr. Daniel Taylor of Mesh Magazine: "Your band sucks. Your art sucks... Your blog is also a real piece of shit. No one cares about what you have to say. Period. Just because you read a Dave Eggers book doesn’t mean your life is worth fucking documenting. He made most of that shit up and it still wasn’t even that great. Your life is not tragic, it’s not exciting, it’s just ordinary and pathetic...Just seeing you anywhere, at any time makes me feel disgusting." | | Monday, March 6th, 2006 | | 12:15 pm |
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